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8 things I learned from Monty Python “Quest for the Holy Grail”

Posted by J.B. Farrell on Mar 13, 2013 in humor, Uncategorized | 0 comments

1. African Swallows are non-migratory birds. 
   1. However if they weren’t it is theoretically possible they could bring coconuts to England.
2. If you build a Trojan rabbit don’t forget to be inside when you gift the rabbit.
   1. The second stage of the plan is extremely difficult if you aren’t inside.
3. If you build your castle in a swamp and it sinks, don’t build in the same place.
   1. Sometime when you try and fail you should not try in the exact same manner.
4. “Camelot is a rather silly place.”
   1. Why waste time there?
5. Do more than say “I feel happy, I want to go for a walk!”
   1. Get up and walk if what you are saying is true.
6. Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
   1. It does make for a great campfire story though.
7. Let’s not bicker and argue about who killed who. This is supposed to be a happy occasion.
   1. Don’t let minor details get in the way of more important opportunities.
8. A good religion has armaments that can defeat evil deities or rabbits.
   1. What is the point of a powerless religion?