8 things I learned from Monty Python “Quest for the Holy Grail”
- African Swallows are non-migratory birds.
- However if they weren’t it is theoretically possible they could bring coconuts to England.
- If you build a Trojan rabbit don’t forget to be inside when you gift the rabbit.
- The second stage of the plan is extremely difficult if you aren’t inside.
- If you build your castle in a swamp and it sinks, don’t build in the same place.
- Sometime when you try and fail you should not try in the exact same manner.
- “Camelot is a rather silly place.”
- Why waste time there?
- Do more than say “I feel happy, I want to go for a walk!”
- Get up and walk if what you are saying is true.
- Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
- It does make for a great campfire story though.
- Let’s not bicker and argue about who killed who. This is supposed to be a happy occasion.
- Don’t let minor details get in the way of more important opportunities.
- A good religion has armaments that can defeat evil deities or rabbits.
- What is the point of a powerless religion?





